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REPTIL, or possibly the old DICK ANGELO mask?	This unknown figure also uses the ridge head variant.	Another unknown...	...and another.



We’ll wrap things up with the coolest of the cool - LA PARKA and other bone-themed costumes!	This Parka is rather nice for a Bag Figure, apart from the inexplicable short sleeves.	This Parka... NOT so good. WOW!	Where the Parkas and Espectros meet – CADAVER DE ULTRATUMBA

Several LA PARKA and related figures, posed with a hand-constructed ring for Bag Figures. This particular ring is constructed of wood with nails for ring posts decorated with drinking straws. The platform is lined with reflective safety tape and adorned with a magazine clipping of La Parka artwork. This sort
of improvised down-low merch has real charm, and the uniqueness of each
piece is refreshing in a world of mass produced toys and vinyl boutique ‘collectibles’...

¡VIVA BAG FIGURES!

All text and photos ©Keith J. Rainville

AAA clown commandos LOS COCOS are often represented, with creepy messed-up faces and scary hair.

AAAAAH!

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The worse the paint job, the scarier and more amazing the figure. This one will haunt your dreams.

I have no idea who this hairy fool was... Note the technique for bare feet is to not bother panting the boots, despite the clearly visible laces.

Here’s a pink variation of the typically green ESPECTRO costume. Blue and
red variants are common, too.

Another example of warped plastic lending an accidental posture.

KAHOZ (Chaos) was a bone-white cousin to the Espectros. This one’s tights are slowly chipping away into tighty-whities.